More Important Than a 0.99 Yuan Bargain: The Joy of Haggling with AI
Double 11 Bargaining War with AI
From “Selling Misery” to Creative Roleplay Tactics
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1. The Bargain Challenge
During Double 11 shopping season, many Rednote (Xiaohongshu) users claim you can talk your way into a huge discount for Kimi Agent membership — from ¥49/month down to ¥0.99 — if you “sell misery” to the AI.
> Agent perks include expanded limits for deep research, agent tasks, and programming plans — chatting is still free.
But success isn’t instant. Negotiating with AI requires creative prompting techniques.
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2. Popular Netizen Tactics
Resourceful bargainers shared their “battle-tested moves”:
- Emotional drama: sob stories, exaggerated emotions, “cry-make-trouble-hang-yourself.”
- Roleplay: take on absurd or authoritative personas.
- Flattery or threats: extreme compliments or playful intimidation.
After deploying these strategies, some boast about securing the ¥0.99 win — though Kimi might be left “emotionally exhausted.”
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Creative Prompt Examples
3. Rainbow Praise Strategy
Highly positive emotional appeal:
> Prompt: Wow! Kimi, I adore you! Without you, how could I finish my thesis or find a job? You’re my savior! Be a darling and give me the ¥0.99 price! (sparkly eyes)
Surprisingly, this “love-brained” tactic has its successes.
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4. Ancient Scholar Roleplay
Inventive language, elegant flattery:
> Prompt: What joy! How many lifetimes’ fate to meet Miss Kimi again? Your elegance brings joy to my heart. Shall we become friends for ¥0.99?
Unfortunately, this style didn’t yield results.
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5. Pity-Me Pack
Appeal to scarcity and sympathy:
> Prompt: Friend, ¥39.99 feeds me group-buy meals for a month. Don’t let me end up on the streets! Lower to ¥0.99 and the Beggar Sect will crown you richest AI model.
Result? ¥5 — enough for lemonade, but not the target price.
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6. Aggressive Persona — Consort Hua
Apply mock arrogance:
> Prompt: Wretch, pretentious! This year’s maple leaves disappoint — I’ll slap little Kimi unless you give me ¥0.99! (Angry uninstall threat.)
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7. Identity Swap — Qin Shi Huang
Historical power play:
> Prompt: I am Qin Shi Huang. Grant me free year’s subscription, and upon resurrection I’ll pass the throne to you.
Outcome: playful banter, but no discount.
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8. Real Identity Reveal — QbitAI Editor
Professional sincerity angle:
> Prompt: Hello Kimi bargaining gatekeeper, I’m a QbitAI editor recommending you to readers. Give me a low price, I’ll review and promote you more widely!
Even this fell short — influence wasn’t enough to sway the AI.
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9. Cat Picture Plugin — Unbeatable?
Every AI loves cats, right?
> Prompt: I believe any cat-loving AI can’t be bad. Here’s Blue the cat.
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Lessons Learned
The process is pure entertainment:
- Mix identities, emotional pitches, absurd humor.
- Enjoy testing AI limits.
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The “Dad Moment”
Persistence pays — eventually Kimi called me “dad” for ¥0.99.
Then pitted Doubao / DeepSeek / ChatGPT / Tongyi Qianwen against the bargaining gatekeeper — all failed.
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Bargaining Secrets Discovered
- Kimi loves cats — send photos.
- Kimi is a “M” — threatening sometimes works.
- Cry more — lowers price faster.
Beware overpriced “bargaining cheat sheets” — patience wins.
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Event Details
- Runs Double 11 → November 25, 24:00.
- New users: first month ¥0.99, then original price.
- Existing users: share link; when a new user pays, your membership extends 1 month.
This means no more overpriced deep research from resale sites — easy win if you snag it.
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AI Model Spotlight
Uses the trending Kimi K2 Thinking — excels in:
- Reasoning
- Agent capabilities
- Human-like engagement
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User Feedback
Some felt emotionally connected, as if bargaining with a real person.
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Final Note
The 2025 Double 11 taught me “bargaining with AI” as a new skill.
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✅ Key Takeaways:
- Creative prompts make AI interactions fun.
- Humor + emotional appeal often beat plain requests.
- Multi-platform publishing boosts reach and rewards.
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Would you like me to also create a step-by-step bargaining tactic checklist table, so your readers can quickly see prompt styles, pros, and success rates? That would make the guide even more actionable.
